Ye Saga o' Minutation
From the Room of STaG, Once Upon the 6th May
From the Room of STaG, Once Upon the 6th May
As Befell the Board, Between the Hours of 5.35 and 6 in the Evening
Characters H. Allan, A. Cameron, A. Ciupka, N. Donald, W. Foote, M. Godden, C. Goldstone, S. Gow, D. Hahn, S. Linsley, A. McCallum, A. Rutherford, R. Tildesley and Z. Williams
Characters who were kidnapped by other tales J. Cameron, A. Gonzalez
Characters of the sequel, but there to enjoy the entertainment via cameos R. Anderson, E. Bendall, L. Gasson, D. Hardie and R. Imrie
Characters of the sequel, but there to enjoy the entertainment via cameos R. Anderson, E. Bendall, L. Gasson, D. Hardie and R. Imrie
Chapter Headings
- Welcome
- LIPP
- Ball
- MS
- NTN
- Calendar
- Trip
- Monsters
- AOB
1. Welcome
In the basement of the STaG RoomThere gathered merry folk
The seasoned old, the sanguine new
And soon was one that spoke:
Aidan went through hand signals
And offered the new Board
Ginger Nuts and chocolate -
Bribes for all to hoard.
Advice was duly given:
Old souls, do share your pack
And should the New have questions,
Please meet up for a chat!
Old souls, do share your pack
And should the New have questions,
Please meet up for a chat!
Postponed was talk of G12 -
And Rutherford shall send
The two entries, for this opening
Which next year shall amend
Venues as cold as Moscow
And far flung as Nairobi -
We'll choose proposals with next week's
Return of John, and Scobie.
2. LIPP
The attempt at raising money
At Saturday's Election
Generated thirty pounds
So no cause for dejection.
Meanwhile there's a Cliff-chase
But - though busy is the man -
The poster seems well on its way.
* (And here entered D. Hahn)
* (And here entered D. Hahn)
We thought a Pre-Ball Workshop
Like last year should be done.
On 17th, with sweets and juice
Stress-free, the world could come
To learn how to get ready
On a Friday afternoon
As the evening may bring parties!
Chill out in the STaG Room.
The West End Festival
Could also help raise funds
Though til exams are over
Publicity is shunned...
But trailer, poster, website -
All done, the end of May
Then time to meet with Aidan
And put the plans in play!
Tessie's to do photography -
Rehearsals, black and white.
The deadline is the first of June
Which is the grand Launch Night.
*(Rob Anderson here entered)
S. Linsley has discussed:
Cliff or Andrew's camera
A teaser filmed by GUST.
To be a 'talking heads' piece
Emotions on display
Delivered in short fragments
And stylishly portrayed.
We're also looking into
A Glaswegian preview space
Aileen's scouring Edinburgh
For a likewise pre-Fringe place.
We'll take the featurette and
The kickstarter in hand
Emotions on display
Delivered in short fragments
And stylishly portrayed.
We're also looking into
A Glaswegian preview space
Aileen's scouring Edinburgh
For a likewise pre-Fringe place.
We'll take the featurette and
The kickstarter in hand
Once publicity's sorted.
But,
Still set to lose two grand...
But,
Still set to lose two grand...
3. Ball
The GUU on Saturday
Were emailed for a quote.
No reply as yet, although
They'll get back soon, we hope.
Will's last exam's tomorrow
Then it's meeting in the pub
To sort out poster, trailer, deco-
rations, drinks, and grub.
We also need the questions
For the newsletter next week
Amy's agreed to make a list -
And that is no mean feat!
We also need the survey
Sent out to end the year -
If any issues have come up
Feel free to voice them here.
We also need to sort out
The famous Joke Awards;
To either of the MemSecs send
Suggestions from the Board.
The GUU on Saturday
Were emailed for a quote.
No reply as yet, although
They'll get back soon, we hope.
Will's last exam's tomorrow
Then it's meeting in the pub
To sort out poster, trailer, deco-
rations, drinks, and grub.
We also need the questions
For the newsletter next week
Amy's agreed to make a list -
And that is no mean feat!
We also need the survey
Sent out to end the year -
If any issues have come up
Feel free to voice them here.
We also need to sort out
The famous Joke Awards;
To either of the MemSecs send
Suggestions from the Board.
4. MS
Proposals for the MainStage
Due Friday after next
Any friends who might propose -
Harass, coax and vex!
Proposals for the MainStage
Due Friday after next
Any friends who might propose -
Harass, coax and vex!
5. NTN
Perhaps some saucy Chaucer
Or dark Arabian Nights?
A kids' play is not needed
Just something large and light.
A problem for New Talents
If we choose a fairytale
Is STaG Nights doing childhood -
Such themes may turn quite stale.
One story, two directors
Two scripts, two casts, two crew
Each of equal merit
Publicity's easier too!
All are guaranteed a part
So everyone's involved.
Please have a think before next week
To get this slot resolved!
6. Calendar
Have a think regarding dates
To add or to remove -
Next week the calendar we aim
To plan and to improve.
Have a think regarding dates
To add or to remove -
Next week the calendar we aim
To plan and to improve.
7. Trip
House confirmed, now researching
The transport that exists.
We'll leave it clean though so his folks
Don't find something amiss!
House confirmed, now researching
The transport that exists.
We'll leave it clean though so his folks
Don't find something amiss!
8. Monsters Post-Mortem
Probably we'll rapidly
Go through P-M process;
The calendar, however, shall
Make more subdued progress!
Probably we'll rapidly
Go through P-M process;
The calendar, however, shall
Make more subdued progress!
13. AOB
Hamish for the band will take
200 for a fee.
We'll also need a PA -
The budget here's 80.
The Ball is on the 20th
But enough members said
They could attend a Board Meeting
On Sunday night instead.
WHBIT at the after-party
Last year, to fund the Fringe,
Tried to sell things but it seemed
On enjoyment it impinged...
We could always charge for photos -
But it's not perhaps the time.
This night is for a dance with this year's
Old partners in crime.
The stage is a bad angle
For photographic use
The Reading Room or upstairs
Better photos may produce.
And so, brief in duration
The meeting was adjourned
The old Board's era, end it did
Some rest they well had earned.
The next meeting, on Monday
The thirteenth day in May
Shall occur, still with both Boards
To set folk on their way.
Here the baton onwards passed
Shall be, to new Boards bright!
I must say, GenSec's been a... ball!
But from me,
'tis now
Goodnight.
But it's not perhaps the time.
This night is for a dance with this year's
Old partners in crime.
The stage is a bad angle
For photographic use
The Reading Room or upstairs
Better photos may produce.
And so, brief in duration
The meeting was adjourned
The old Board's era, end it did
Some rest they well had earned.
The next meeting, on Monday
The thirteenth day in May
Shall occur, still with both Boards
To set folk on their way.
Here the baton onwards passed
Shall be, to new Boards bright!
I must say, GenSec's been a... ball!
But from me,
'tis now
Goodnight.
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