Minutes (i.e. the small print): 29th April 2013

Seconds of Scrumptious Tagliatele and Gorgonzola Board Eating, 29th April 2013

The STaG Rib, 62 Oakfried Avignon 5.40-5.59pm

In a ten dance were H. A lamb, A. Came on, J. beCame ron, A Cuppa n. Don's ale, W. Feet, S. Go, D. Hah, S. Linseed, A.m Call, um, A. Rot her food, Zzzzz. Will i am

A polo gies M. Gods, Gold stones r til Des leads

A gender

1. LIPP
2. Elections
3. Ball
4. G12
5. MS
6. Trip 2
7. AOB

1.  LIPP

1. C. Goldstone was kid-napped by sleepy goats, so we'll get an update next week.
2. The cast is to sell ice lollies and start singing songs by Aqua at the Barbie-cue. 
3. À venue - Mabs will give an update when she's returned from France.
4. Aileen was sharp on emailing Cerne about a flat.
5. A radio interview was recorded in subtle overtowns at SubCity.  This might be used for a trailer too, it was so freightful.  May film.
6. Fundrasor - we made a £350 cut.
7. A. Rutherford sent each cast member £50 goals, in order to start profiting from betting on high-calibre football games, although this would bring us to a running total beyond what's necessary.
8. We need a fundraising wallcart like last year (to accompany the trailer).
9. The gloves are off: we sub-mitted the second instalment for the venue today.

2.  Elections

1. On Saturday!  Bored members can come to the STaG Room at 12.30 for something to do.  The forecast is rain and potentially thunderstorms; the postcast is once we've grown murderous with Barbie Girl being sung on a loop.
2. Mani festos are coming in thick and fast - we are acknowledging our instigation of this giant jellyfish invasion.  We received a fair few Ordinary Board Members today, and an ugly few unusual ones.
3. We should encourage others to run - genrely STaG does need more action in our events.
4. We will Spring on the audience a quick Summery before voting.  This should include what it is that one Aut umndertake in each role, and  what qualities you Wint a candidate to have.
5. H. Allan and W. Foote will organice everything this week, and also put the chapel choir in the freezer for good measure.  They will have to make a schedule on Saturday morning, however, as the manifesto deadline is Friday at midnight (when they jellyfish will turn into pumpkins).
6. Membership - a few people who have been involved this year are not in the member'ship - despite having done, for example, some light rigging - and had a sinking feeling that they can't vote.  These individuals mast join on Saturday or they'll be marooned (that is, caught red-handed...).
7. Packs - please submit packs by Friday at sunset, as it is scheduled to be a full moon.  Giant jellyfish and werewolves are not known companions.
8. Burgers, veggie burgers and condiments (especially BBQ sauce) are to be purchased.  Our Social Convenor kindly said he Will foote the bill.

3.  Ball

1. No meeting organised as yet with the absence of the Fin Sec (as we need to budget for the shark tank).
2. A. Rutherford is to email the GUU, in order for them to converse with M. Godden, W. Foote and himself.  We are gratefully taking full advantage of their offer to co-design shoes.
3. H. Macleod is looking for-ward to the Ball, as he prefers travelling via hospital corridors. 
4. Next week we'll do the publecity.  As in, join Mabs in Paris to go to every single bar.
5. A P.A. is required.  The executive needs someone to make phonecalls and coffee.
6. Ten pound entry to the Ball - new parents only.

4.  G12 Proposals

1. There is now an extension to next Friday (the weather's so crap we're renouncing BST already).
2. The first meeting with the new members will be a proposal meeting.  Give someone else a ring if you need a hand (in marriage).  Got two people.

5.  MainStage Proposals
It is recommended to start plugging at the BBQ (as mentioned already, you won't want to be able to hear anything considering the musical delights to come).


6.  Board Trip Mark II
22-24th May - A. Ciupka and J. Cameron to sort out travel to Bridge of Callie (since CT gave up football in favour of card games, they're a must-see!).

5.  AOB
Thanks for being a fantastic Board.  Cheesy, I know.

The late Secretary sincerely apologises for the sheer torment, pain and suffering this tonnage of punnage may have inflicted on readers (especially if actually survived this far!).  These views do not reflect those of the STaG Society, and should you wish to demand compensation for mistreatment or trauma - hell, remind me sometime and I'll buy ye a drink!

The Secretary gravely declared: adj-urned.